Now, did you really think I was gonna put porn on here?

By the way (if you're around other people), you have about 30 seconds
to turn this music off before it gets really embarrassing.

Sorry, there will be no porn on this website.
So go back to the page with the writing samples and read something that won't rot your brain.

You could choose this one; it has lots of swear words in it.

Or this one has people doing medium-core recreational activities (very tastefully, of course).